TactlessAs grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Just managed one especially for the QOTWFound out this week a friend of the girlfriend and I had died in a car crash. It's the evening after we'd heard and she's a little down so I bring her along to pickup some cheer-up-chocolate.
Of course Edinburgh roads being as they are we got stuck at traffic lights with some rather eager pedestrians. The lady remarks 'I hope they don't try and cross' to which I respond:
'don't worry, in a contest I reckon the car would win'.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 13:15, 1 reply)
MazingHow did you post this if you died in a car crash with your girlfriend's friend, much less crack a gag about it to your grieving girlfriend afterwards?
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shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:06,
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