Speaking of lesbians
A female friend of mine who is fond of sensible footwear once asked if I could drive her to the next town and then back a few hours later. Without thinking I replied "Sure - it never hurts to have a lesbian owing you a favour..."
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:41, 4 replies)

I shall use this on mine next time they ask to borrow our stepladder.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:52, closed)

Most of the lesbians I know would have found that very funny.

( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Mon 7 Nov 2011, 17:57, closed)

Oh yes
The labia mafia.

nods.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Mon 7 Nov 2011, 23:50, closed)

Because they're good at DIY?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 14:49, closed)