That was better than your original story.
By a fair bit, actually.
And I'm glad you were so calm and mature with your response to my Terribly Tactless Post - itself, of course, a response to your original Terribly Tactless Post. Unlike the hate-filled howling mob who climbed over each other eating their own faeces in sheer indignation that anyone should dare question what was clearly not a crowning achievement in your life.

Casually posting anecdotes about the sexual activity of a child for cheap laughs still makes you look like a cock. And I'm not going to budge on that one.
However - and you really shouldn't care what I think - I think you are generally a pretty decent guy who regularly posts some entertaining stuff and maybe posts about his dead girlfriend a tad too much for comfort, but I understand that it is probably part of the grieving process and others maybe should as well.

In summation, I think you should do something unexpectedly and randomly nice to the child whose mother you insulted on here to make up for it. That will learn you to a be a better person.

Chee...nah, I just can't do it.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:14, 2 replies)

Well I'm glad we got that one straightened out :)
I'm off to lunch now - want me to pick you anything up from the shop?



I am a bit of a cock, everyone knows that. I'll bear it in mind about Jess... I've kind of tried to keep talking about her like I would if she was still here, y'know?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:21, closed)

oh g0d noooooooooo! don't apologise....!
arrrgh..I'm shrinking!...melllllting!!
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:19, closed)

Eh?
I wasn't apologising...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:21, closed)

eh?
ah right. Look I'm just about out of moral outrage and am off to bed.
Thanks for being such a top sport, it's been real =)
the howler monkeys can calm down now.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:25, closed)

well gritty, by the same token you had probably better do something nice for all the dogs who got raped by your internet buddies

(OTT, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 12:29, closed)

why do you assume I didn't avenge them?
well I did.
I have a commemorative plate to prove it.
What have you got? Nothing. That's what.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:17, closed)