TactlessAs grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Brew anyone?I'm making. It'll calm everyone down. I've even made some biscuits.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 15:38,
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Oooh TeaCan I have a biscuit as well?
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The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:23,
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Tsk. Not allowed them....Got an apple?
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Fat free macaroon?Fruit and nut energy bar (may contain nuts)
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:53,
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Hate to be fussy but I'd prefer coffeeNope seems that was all I had - sorry move along now - nothing to see here. Literally alas!
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I'm in.Coffee - strong, black and sweet. & I'll have a ham, cheese & tomato toastie on wholemeal please.
I can't stand home-made bickies, most of the time they taste bloody awful & I'm just too polite and end up having to eat the whole thing!
Ohhh..
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Ooh you picky bastard.Homemade bread okay, I'm not just limited to sweet goods.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:49,
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Only if it's unleavened, cereal free & hasn't been prepared on any implements that have touched water.(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 2:12, closed)
i'll just grab a beer.(, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 6:26, closed)
Yeah, yeah laff it up Thems who have a skipper!
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I believe that would called 'salt'.(
number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 7:55,
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Oh, sorry forgot.Definitely un-salted. Gotta watch my arteries you know.
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Ah, the emperor's new loaves.(
number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 20:55,
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