
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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My Grandmother found a card with a cat on it for my birthday, and was very pleased with herself.
I don't remember the words, but it was to the effect that I should get myself round there and stroke her pussy.
( , Wed 9 Nov 2011, 9:16, 2 replies)

Also did you wear your lucky blue coat?
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