Lying in bed, letting the sweat cool
she told me of how her daughter was moving to a new apartment now that the baby had arrived.

I thought about this for a second, then burst out laughing. "What?" she demanded.

"I've just had granny sex!"

Let us draw the curtain of charity over the rest of the scene.

She's actually younger than I am, but had her daughter at an early age, and her daughter was 20 when she gave birth. But still...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 9 Nov 2011, 14:49, 3 replies)

Slags, eh?
You could probably have a go on both. Maybe wait a few years before trying it on with the grandaughter - I hear that sort of thing is frowned up, otherwise.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 9 Nov 2011, 15:24, closed)

There. You see?
You see the rousing change in social attitudes?
Spreading like ripples on a fat chick, it is.

...and they said I'd never make it.
(Gritty, yet fluffy. kipperpillock is obsessed with me =), Thu 10 Nov 2011, 6:52, closed)

you gotta wait til they're 15 for stepdaughters, thats the rule i heard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:44, closed)