
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Until recently I worked as a guitar tech for a reasonably successful rock band. While touring Europe last year we had a look around Auschwitz and Birkenau on our day off, then found ourselves putting on a show in Leipzig the following day. The lead guitarist, in a gap between songs, addressed the audience thus:
"Yesterday we went to Auschwitz. We were all very moved, and quite shocked to see what man is capable of doing to his fellow human beings. Anyway, I just want to say that it's really not your fault and you shouldn't worry about it."
This was greeted by a stunned silence (apart from the odd gasp) and a fair few punters walked out.
( , Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:46, 4 replies)

the English tourists present nodded and murmured 'Well, best thing really..'
( , Thu 10 Nov 2011, 10:53, closed)
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