TactlessAs grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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Supreme tactlessness WITH REAL TACKS!True one, honest..
A local warehouse recently employed two developmentally challenged adults.
They were given instructions for two tasks:
1. Make boxes.
2. If you can't make boxes, sweep the floor.
They were then left to get on with it.
Now, I have a suspicion of a third staff member having some challenges,
because in order to make the boxes, they were given wooden slats - and a nail gun.
New employee #1 soon manages to nail employee #2's hand to the proto-box.
Realising the seriousness of the mistake..
..they start sweeping the floor.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 15:25, 2 replies)
HmmI do quite like this one.
Was he sweeping with the box still nailed to his hand?
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:12, closed)
We had a legendary kid at school who stapled his hand with the teacher's staplerLegendary because he managed to get five staples embedded. It wasn't an automatic repeating stapler, before you ask.
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:23, closed)
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