TactlessAs grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
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chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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SherlockA friend of my father is a true master of Tactless. He is well known for his ability to kill a room of conversation with a single remark, and damn proud of it too.
His best to date was at a particularly stuffy and pretentious media works do. Standing with a large group of people droning on about their lives, he saw his opportunity and took it.....
Woman 1: "Unfortunately, I lost my husband last year."
Sherlock: "Well that was careless"
The stunned silence remained unbroken as Sherlock calmly turned 180, walked out of the room and shut the door behind him. He silently congratulating himself with a clenched fist and a whispered 'yes!' before proceeding to the nearest proper boozer.
Cracking bloke!
(, Thu 10 Nov 2011, 17:22, 1 reply)
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