Unusual talentsB3tans! Can you hum with your tongue? (Your Ginger Fuhrer can and he once demonstrated this to a producer on Blockbusters on the hope of getting on TV) Maybe you can bend your thumb in a really horrid way that makes it look broken. (Your Ginger Fuhrer's other special talent) What can you do? Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:28)
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A very shitty talent.If anywhere in the Southeast of England there is a person either pooping or masturbating in the street, I will inevitably be 5 paces behind them.
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 9:33, 9 replies)
Was that you?You should have said Hi, rather than scuttling off when I asked for some hankies.
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:28, closed)
I tend not to look at faces...When somebody's curling one out next to my office.
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 11:59, closed)
I'll come infor coffee next time, I'll bring my own hob-knobs. Chocolate, of course.
(, Wed 24 Nov 2010, 21:56, closed)
This wouldn't of happened if you shit there firstyou should have laid down your turf rights sooner and curled one off before he had a chance to.
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:37, closed)
with a camera.(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 12:43, closed)
Well.I'm not a very good sketch artist.
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:13, closed)
Actually...I was once trapped in the Tesco Express on Camden Road when a man covered in shit stood in the doorway while masturbating.
I felt extra-lucky that day.
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 13:12, closed)
Is it because......you know their habits and are stalking them with the intention of a sly sniff and a quick one off the wrist?
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 15:39, closed)
5 pacesor 5 strokes?
(, Mon 22 Nov 2010, 17:31, closed)
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