Party Tricks and Secret Talents
Everyone (okay, *most* people) has a party trick or little piece of skill they can pull out when they need to show off. Tell us how you impressed everyone (then drove away in your Honda Accord), or alternatively how you fell flat on your face.
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McChinaman banned, Thu 14 May 2015, 17:24)
I roll down my foreskin, just enough to expose my glans, until it resembles a roll neck jumper
then ask party goers what celebrity they think it looks like.
Guesses range from Warwick Davis wearing a bald cap to Telly Savalas.
The correct answer is Greg Wallace from MasterChef.
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$$ ✅, Fri 15 May 2015, 14:11,
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How do you do the little glasses?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 15 May 2015, 15:27,
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in one is traditional
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 15 May 2015, 17:23,
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More like Simon Weston I heard.
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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 15 May 2015, 19:13,
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Those exhaust pipes won't fuck themselves, you know
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 May 2015, 23:09,
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I was thinking more Sontaran Warrior
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 16 May 2015, 18:52,
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