and looking like a shaved rat that's lived its whole life off spilled engine oil

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:07, 2 replies)

but APART FROM ALL THAT

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:07, closed)

^upset

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:22, closed)

lol

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:26, closed)

BUT APART FROM ALL THAT

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:36, closed)

You are really grumpy today
Did you catch a new bout of crotch-rot off your wife?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:38, closed)

#casualmisogyny

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:40, closed)

see? that's exactly the childish discomfort about sex I'm talking about
it's practically "ewww girls have cooties"
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:41, closed)

No, it's quite specifically "your wife is a walking repository of STDs"
when she's not on her back, of course
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:44, closed)

I'm sorry that your insecurity about your failed movie career causes you to hate women

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:47, closed)

I'm sorry that your insecurity about your wife causes you to hate your whole existence

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:52, closed)

"I know you are but what am I?"
You're definitely not coming across as upset here. Nuh-uh.
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:53, closed)

you wouldn't his face 10 metres tall and in HD.
But I am prepared to put in £50 if he wants a trip to Dignitas.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:52, closed)

Please provide evidence for this claim, because proof for everything said about you can easily be procured through a very quick search unveiling all the tawdry, grotty details of your mediocre life and failed career.
If not it just looks like you are becoming upset, online, again.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:51, closed)

She's French
QED
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:52, closed)

casual racism, eh?
what a flid
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:53, closed)

Can I ban him yet master?
I'm itching to test out my super secret top mod powers
( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:02, closed)

but if you do, who will shambles hound next?
to name but a few, we've had legless, that Australian, albert marshmallow, blaireau69, happy phantom and now emvee... seems his life isn't complete unless he's haranguing someone on here, despite a request for him not to post on qotw any more because all he does is harangue people on here...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:06, closed)

I firmly believe that if Emvee didn't bite it would stop
Also what he did with that pic of McBeef and his sprog was inexcusable.
( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:08, closed)

repost it?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:10, closed)

I dare you

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:19, closed)

Awww too scared?

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:51, closed)

i'm not saying that they didn't deserve hounding (apart from legless, whom i like)
I'm just saying, dreary sigh, who'll be next. actually marshmallow was usually good for a laugh, but got driven off in the end.

agreed on the second point. terrible.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:11, closed)

Posting pictures and then passing comment on peoples children is really, really fucking weird. Even for 'teh internets'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:11, closed)

I'm not the one who posted it
Mcbeef was, possibly because he is cripplingly stupid
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:14, closed)

That fine, that's his choice. It's his kid. You searched for it to repost it, and said she was disabled, you creepy fucking cunt. Stop trying to justify it, you're a fucking weirdo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:16, closed)

Wah wah wah
save me the tears, you sad little man
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:23, closed)

Yes, everyone is upset apart from you. No one thinks you're a creepy weirdo.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:27, closed)

No-one who matters, anyway

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:28, closed)

/still got all my hair and a 28" waist

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:31, closed)

Yes, the only people who matter are the ones who post pictures of strangers children to strike back at their tormentors.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:31, closed)

Sorry, I missed that over the sound of your weeping

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:44, closed)

creepy cunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:45, closed)

Hush now
Dry your eyes
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:48, closed)

Why aren't you posting pictures of disabled people anymore?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:53, closed)

because he's /still got all his hair and a 28" waist

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:53, closed)

What he said.
Reposting without permission is creepy enough but what you said was fucking disgusting and if I had actually been a mod I would have banned you for it no question.
( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:18, closed)

Boo hoo hoo
box of tissues for Phil please
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:24, closed)

Yes you bully kids and are better than me because of it.

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:29, closed)

I only do it to make you cry

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:39, closed)

I've noticed you've stopped posting pictures of people with down syndrome
and haven't posted that pic of McBeefs kid.

Thank you. I declare myself the winner of the internet.
( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:47, closed)

Winners don't cry as much as you do

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:50, closed)

/still got all my hair and a 28" waist

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:51, closed)

He's so angry at life
if only his wife wasn't such a slut
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:10, closed)

maybe if you didn't harangue him on offtopix we could all be friends

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:10, closed)

IT'S DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:11, closed)

ITS A BLATANT MISUSE OF MY POWERS!

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:21, closed)

ipso facto would probably be better used here.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:55, closed)

Ha!

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:55, closed)

So racism is terrible but xenophobia and 'disablism' are fine, you really are a fucking stupid cunt.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:55, closed)

to be fair
racism is disgusting, UNLESS it's against the welsh or the french. and the Scottish if it's dozer or fister.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:01, closed)

and somalians

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:04, closed)

What's the problem with wine waiters?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:11, closed)

big tefal heads

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:12, closed)

Racism becomes hilarious if you don't like the guy.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:04, closed)

Racism is fine if you are standing in the corresponding resturant

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 15:04, closed)

Is this you starting to backtrack on 'the Scottish Sandwich'?
Sheesh. Make up your friggin' mind would you?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 May 2015, 16:48, closed)