flying to miami a couple of years ago
and the four rows behind us were taken up with group of people who seemed to be all one family, although some were brits and some americans. one of the women, who must have been about 60, got totally smashed on the little bottles of voddie and started making a scene. her confrontation with the steward was epic. she was calling him racist because he had refused to serve her a 137th drink. he was trying to stay calm but was slowly losing his rag and saying things like "ma'am, you are digging yourself a hole the depth of which you cannot imagine, ma'am."

it would have been comedy gold, except that we were worried she was going to get the plane diverted somewhere to throw her overboard, thus delaying our beach time. eventually her enormous son, who was really embarrassed by the whole thing, sat on her, and she shut up.

when we landed in miami, the enormous son clearly wanted to get the fuck out of there. he leapt to his feet and tugged the overhead bin open with some force. right down onto his own head. "SON OF A BITCH!!" he bellowed, staggering around the aisle with his hands clapped over his head. and then proceeded to kick the fuck out of the seats around him for no apparent reason.

like mother, like son, i guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 13:51, 3 replies)

your degree in creative writing really shines through

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 14:25, closed)

thanks xxx

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:02, closed)

as well as
your pointless trolling
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 12:29, closed)