
Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.
( , Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
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When I was about fifteen my mum was passing thoroughly through the menopause, and wasn't always easy to live with.
Her: "MATJ GET OUT OF BED RIGHT THIS MINUTE!"
Me: "Mum, I am".
Her: "WELL GET DRESSED THEN!"
Me: "I am, mum".
Her: "WELL GET DOWNSTAIRS AND EAT YOUR BREAKFAST THEN!"
Me: "Mum, you have my breakfast in your hand and I'm standing right behind you".*
...
Her: "WELL WHAT CAN I SHOUT AT YOU FOR THEN?!"
*I had been walking down the stairs during the previous parts of the conversation
( , Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:46, 2 replies)

headphones/wank/tea/mum story.
( , Fri 20 Jul 2012, 21:13, closed)
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