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Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
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duffy and the wart
duffy, a lad i grew up with, was an unstable and large ginger nutcase. he lived with his overindulgent grandparents and was used to getting his own way, so he would throw massive tantrums wheneve he couldn't have what he wanted.
despite looking like a shaved Bungle, he believed himself to be utterly irresistible. so, when he developed a wart on the underside of one nostril, we took the piss mercilessly, as only children can. after a couple of days of this, he finally snapped. screaming at the top of his voice that we were all bastards, he gripped the offending wart and ripped it right off.
warts bleed a lot.
if he'd left it, it would have eventually gone by itself. he could have had it removed by a doctor, even. instead, his nostril became very infected and looked utterly disgusting for weeks.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 16:18, 7 replies)
Ripping out warts is incredibly satisfying, though.
I had a massive one on my wrist and was offered a considerable sum of cash* in exchange for ripping it out and eating it.

*in relative terms, considering that I was 12 at the time.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:53, closed)
i had one in my belly button when i was a kid
i would never have ripped it out as my brother convinced me my guts would fall out if i did.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:13, closed)
I had a few on my toes,
and dug them out with a penknife. Good times.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:21, closed)
i hope you didn't eat them

(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:26, closed)
have a click
Just for the line "looked like a shaved Bungle"
The thing is that for anyone under a certain age this would just mean vagina
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:01, closed)
i've never heard it referred to as that before

(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:12, closed)
Any word you don't understand on the internet means vagina
especially if prefixed "shaved" or "moist" or "yeasty"
(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:31, closed)

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