duffy and the wart
duffy, a lad i grew up with, was an unstable and large ginger nutcase. he lived with his overindulgent grandparents and was used to getting his own way, so he would throw massive tantrums wheneve he couldn't have what he wanted.
despite looking like a shaved Bungle, he believed himself to be utterly irresistible. so, when he developed a wart on the underside of one nostril, we took the piss mercilessly, as only children can. after a couple of days of this, he finally snapped. screaming at the top of his voice that we were all bastards, he gripped the offending wart and ripped it right off.
warts bleed a lot.
if he'd left it, it would have eventually gone by itself. he could have had it removed by a doctor, even. instead, his nostril became very infected and looked utterly disgusting for weeks.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 16:18, 7 replies)

Ripping out warts is incredibly satisfying, though.
I had a massive one on my wrist and was offered a considerable sum of cash* in exchange for ripping it out and eating it.

*in relative terms, considering that I was 12 at the time.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 20:53, closed)

i had one in my belly button when i was a kid
i would never have ripped it out as my brother convinced me my guts would fall out if i did.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:13, closed)

I had a few on my toes,
and dug them out with a penknife. Good times.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:21, closed)

i hope you didn't eat them

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 21:26, closed)

have a click
Just for the line "looked like a shaved Bungle"
The thing is that for anyone under a certain age this would just mean vagina
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:01, closed)

i've never heard it referred to as that before

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:12, closed)

Any word you don't understand on the internet means vagina
especially if prefixed "shaved" or "moist" or "yeasty"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:31, closed)