Aaaaarrrrrghhh
I go green when I have a tantrum. I mean really fucking green the colour of grass. I also go fucking massive, like I just ate a bag of steroids. I fucking hate it, never remember fuck all and always have to move town after every tantrum . Anyhoo if you want to contact me, drop me a line at [email protected]
(Hammy1801 may have scabies!, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 0:20, 8 replies)

prick.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 3:55, closed)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I like you way you laboured the unfunny and unoriginal joke until every last scrap of humour was drained out of it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:04, closed)

And yet it still seems not to have been thought through properly.

( Zuowan, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:48, closed)

+ And when I get all muscular, sometimes my clothes rip off, leaving only a pair of trousers.
And people around me MARVEL, as they point and say 'Look at that HULKing great beast! Isn't he INCREDIBLE?"
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:32, closed)

See ... with those fairly feeble puns you have escalated the humour content of the story by five FUCKING MILLION percent.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:11, closed)

I want a pie chart
Showing exactly how much percent that is.

Made of actual pie.
( DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:57, closed)

Ooooh, subtle(*)
I read this last night before going to bed, but was just in the shower when it became clear to me. Do you know what gave it away in the end? It was the msn.com email address; I mean, do you really expect us to believe that anyone uses msn any more?

Well-played.

(*)may contain exaggeration.
( Ghoti Fingers, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:43, closed)

My penis does this, when aroused.
Not the rest of me, though, so I just tend to topple over under the extra weight.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:17, closed)