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Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
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As a stoodent I worked at a care home for old and old-ish mentals.
There was a strict rota of cigarettes ostensibly to stop them setting stuff on fire but basically so the resident nazinurse had another way to make the poor fucks miserable. One chap with a very variable number of marbles and no real short term memory got slightly annoyed when he was told that he'd just had a fag and would have to wait an hour. He stormed back to his room and went quiet. Worryingly quiet. Turns out he'd put on all his clothes - a few shirts, two suit jackets, three or four pairs of trousers, his best slippers - clambered out of the window and disappeared into the woods. Took two days to find him. Fortunately he wasn't dead from exposure ... presumably because he was wearing every item of clothing he possessed in the sorry world.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:27, 20 replies)

The alternative ending to One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 20:03, closed)
Call me a picker of nits if you like
but I'd say being quiet and putting clothes on is the exact opposite of a tantrum.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 21:06, closed)
Can I call you a prick instead?
Thanks. Prick.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 22:01, closed)
Yeah, if you like.
Par for the fucking predictable course round 'ere.

I'd buy you a dictionary but you'd probably wipe your arse on it.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 1:47, closed)
That would make far more sense as an insult if it weren't so immediately apparent that I have a broader vocabulary and finer grasp of the language than pretty much every prick on here.
And I very much include you in that. No'ffence like.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 8:13, closed)

Nice one, tickets.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:40, closed)
Shambolic in narcissistic outburst shocker.
*Ruffles hair*
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:04, closed)
Aye, bears, woods n' shit.

(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:12, closed)
Pope, catholic, choir boys.

(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:39, closed)
Meat, two veg, gravy.

(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:17, closed)
Moe, larry, curly.

A wise guy ay?
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:37, closed)
Arthos, Porthos, Aramis

(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:44, closed)
I'm not holding my breath for somebody to demonstrate that I was wrong.
But ruffle away. I do like a good ruffle.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 18:27, closed)
Now y'see
you're getting somewhere near a tantrum.
Your previous example being closely related to an Alanis Morissette statement of irony.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:17, closed)
"Definition", Shirley?

(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:56, closed)
I stand corrected
and don't call me surely.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:16, closed)
This is too shit to even take the piss out of.
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 13:56, closed)
Horrible bullying.
Ooh, I see what you did there!
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 14:16, closed)
I think thats the point to this.

At least he isnt putting lots of CAPITALS and !!!! I actually thought it was an interesting story.. mainly because I used to work in an Autistic care home where this kinda milarky was common place. Ive got worse stories, but really - it would be quite sh!tty of me to explain someone elses issues for fun...
(, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 17:10, closed)
omg i bin trolololled

(, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:20, closed)

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