I don't think you understand what an 'ode' is.
If you're going to ride on my coat tails then at least make an effort.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 7:12, 1 reply)

Yeah Righto Cunt....try this.
Thou foul mouthed man, of little dick,
Spray thy venom wide.
The favour’d phrase “Fuck off Prick”
Stings the thickest hide.

Keen to drive your dagger deep,
Thou stalks the weakest prey.
Whilst innocent Australians all doth sleep,
Act out your sordid play.

Oh Master of the unkind word
Release thine acid bile
Gird thy loins and fling your turd
Words void of wit and guile

Bold Shambolic, sally forth
Colossus of low wit.
“Fuck” and “Cunt” and “Stupid Prick”
The limits of thine Shit.
( Ken Oath, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:27, closed)

very nice

(tyrellsOwl, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 8:43, closed)

Thank you.
I never thought I had it in me.
( Ken Oath, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:25, closed)

I like your old stuff
better than your new stuff.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:07, closed)

The Gurge

( Ken Oath, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:17, closed)

I believe that is a Zing!

( The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:18, closed)

Have b3tan standards really fallen so low?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:32, closed)

You are Rolf Harris AICMFP

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:44, closed)

WTF?
He stopped being creative about 1969.
( Ken Oath, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:26, closed)

It's never a good idea to use thee and you forms
when you don't know how they work.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:30, closed)

Well what do you expect from a fucking convict?

( Ken Oath, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:46, closed)

Better than this.
I know dozens of ozzers - including relatives - and they're almost all confident, cheerful and drily witty. So why are the ones on here such a shower of whimpering, self-pitying schoolgirls?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 14:42, closed)

Jesus, dicksucker,
It's a fucking choice ode, you wanna eat tonight's dinner with no fucking teeth?

Fucking insult my ode and my fucking temperament.

Ode killer.
( Ken Oath, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:06, closed)

If you're 13 it's almost excusable.
If you're an adult then you're a semi-literate prat. No'ffence like.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:59, closed)

Because if they were such self-important dullards in real life they'd get the piss ripped out of them.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 0:39, closed)