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Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
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limerick
Janet Aylia was awfully dull
And she tried very hard not to troll
She lacked basic wit
And her posts were all shit
Lets hope she ends up going to Hull
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:31, 32 replies)
This is complete shit.
It doesn't scan and you are clearly too dim to have thought of rhyming 'Aylia' with 'failure'.

0/10
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:35, closed)
A retard we'll call Monty Boyce
Went on B3ta so he'd have a voice
He was such a failure
He defended Miss Aylia
Which caused the trolls to all shout and rejoice
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:43, closed)
So you wrote something about another user specifically to get a reaction?
Ironylolz
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:47, closed)
Your last line contains too many syllables, you fucking dunce.
'Which caused all the trolls to rejoice' would have been much better.

You really are extremely poor at this.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:57, closed)
I know
Fat fingered moron that's me.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:01, closed)
Stop wanking over housewhales you fucking mess.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:45, closed)
Marks Prison shoes would grouse and he'd sneer
His posts are sarcastic and drear
I'd say get a life
Or end it all with a knife
Cos your comments are not welcome here
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:59, closed)
lolfail

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:27, closed)
LOL Win I'd say.
War on Trolls.
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:06, closed)
War on trolls?
Oh man. Can't tell if stupid or really stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:37, closed)
The recursion
is recursive
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:03, closed)
yeah, slapping your little bitch hands on a keyboard while weeping and screaming at your mum for another cheezy beano ain't war.
well done fuckwit, I hope you get a medal.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:09, closed)
Mark Morrisons Prison Shoes sucks
And his posts just earn him dirty looks
His complete lack of win
Is an internet sin
And his right hand is all that he fucks
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:59, closed)
evenmorelolfail
u iz a genune hero of da internets wiv ur fancy wurds!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 2:05, closed)
Its such a shame
That you were strong enough to crawl out of the abortion bucket
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:26, closed)
How rude.
Do you suck your mother's dick with that mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:49, closed)
I know
That you think its natural for a mother to have a penis and for a child to suck it. But thats because you don't have a mum. Just two transvestite dads who both nonced you.
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:54, closed)
NOW DO ME YEAH !!!! HAHAHA THE LAST ONE WAS BRILL

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:08, closed)
Happy to oblige
There once was a troll we'll call Lyon
Who'd lose a battle of wits with an iron
He buggered his mum
Did his dad up the bum
then used their pubes as a hanky to Cry on
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:10, closed)
That's excellent for a fat fingered moron
you've gone up in my estimations this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:16, closed)
Would you like some attention?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:00, closed)
It's a good job you're here, I can't find that okcupid profile you had, did you delete it when your wife found out?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:18, closed)
It's a bit unfair to call Janet a dull troll as she does occasionally post some good stories
the one where her husband fucked another fat girl on the honeymoon and she stayed with him for seven years was hilarious, for example
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:46, closed)
This is the first thing I've liked on b3ta for a while...

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 10:49, closed)
Vodka with fish
yuck!! a nice bottle of pinot grigio would have gone down a lot better -

Anyway full story below -

www.b3ta.com/questions/thegreatoutdoors/post1579670

At least she's honest I suppose :/
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:18, closed)
While marital infidelity is pretty bad
having to spend seven years married to janet does seem like an excessively harsh punishment
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:22, closed)
Its enough
to drive anyone to drink
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:29, closed)
hehe!
Would have been 3 1/2 but he didn't get time off for good behaviour.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 11:29, closed)
don't think i haven't questioned my sanity, emvee....

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:12, closed)
I think the questioning can probably be brought to a close
so that the process of charging and sentencing can begin
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:40, closed)
i think 7 years married to that unwashed bore was long enough.
and that's what HE said (getting in there first, see?).
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:59, closed)
Is that...
bore as in tedium, or bore as in hole ?

I'm assuming you've typed correctly and you're not actually calling yourself a fat sweaty pig...
(I helped save b3ta! DukeEuphoria Comes highly reccomended, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 13:06, closed)

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