DIY Techno-hacks
Old hard drive platters make wonderfully good drinks coasters - they look dead smart and expensive and you've stopped people reading your old data into the bargain.
Have you taped all your remotes together, peep-show-style? Have you wired your doorbell to the toilet? What enterprising DIY have you done with technology?
Extra points for using sellotape rather than solder.
( , Thu 20 Aug 2009, 12:30)
Old hard drive platters make wonderfully good drinks coasters - they look dead smart and expensive and you've stopped people reading your old data into the bargain.
Have you taped all your remotes together, peep-show-style? Have you wired your doorbell to the toilet? What enterprising DIY have you done with technology?
Extra points for using sellotape rather than solder.
( , Thu 20 Aug 2009, 12:30)
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Not wanted to bin
a perfectly good dildo that Mrs SLVA had relegated to the back of the cupboard in favour of a lovely new rabbit toy, I gouged some of the insides out and fabricated an attachment that would allow it to be connected to one of these.
www.screwfix.com/prods/48640/Power-Tools/Power-Saws/Ryobi-ERS-80V-240V-800W-Reciprocating-Saw
It had a stroke length of just over an inch and went like, well like a reciprocating saw with a dildo on it.
I suggested that we try it out. Did it work? I don't know, she wouldn't go near it. I spent all afternoon on that fucking thing too.
( , Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:43, 4 replies)
a perfectly good dildo that Mrs SLVA had relegated to the back of the cupboard in favour of a lovely new rabbit toy, I gouged some of the insides out and fabricated an attachment that would allow it to be connected to one of these.
www.screwfix.com/prods/48640/Power-Tools/Power-Saws/Ryobi-ERS-80V-240V-800W-Reciprocating-Saw
It had a stroke length of just over an inch and went like, well like a reciprocating saw with a dildo on it.
I suggested that we try it out. Did it work? I don't know, she wouldn't go near it. I spent all afternoon on that fucking thing too.
( , Fri 21 Aug 2009, 16:43, 4 replies)
I heard
about some who made one of these and didn't take the blade out.... it broke through & cut his missus another gash
( , Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:28, closed)
about some who made one of these and didn't take the blade out.... it broke through & cut his missus another gash
( , Fri 21 Aug 2009, 18:28, closed)
click
that me my laugh. I have seen version where it is a power drill and some form of cam to it has a rotate and forward back motion. If i had a vagina i would give it a go
( , Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:29, closed)
that me my laugh. I have seen version where it is a power drill and some form of cam to it has a rotate and forward back motion. If i had a vagina i would give it a go
( , Fri 21 Aug 2009, 23:29, closed)
A bit of a story methinks
I read a feed in Fark at the beginning of the year with that same story except the dude left the blade in and when he was giving a bit of extra vertical movement to the device the blade cut through the plastic dildo part and nicked his g/f's clit.
( , Sat 22 Aug 2009, 6:27, closed)
I read a feed in Fark at the beginning of the year with that same story except the dude left the blade in and when he was giving a bit of extra vertical movement to the device the blade cut through the plastic dildo part and nicked his g/f's clit.
( , Sat 22 Aug 2009, 6:27, closed)
when you say...
you spent the whole afternoon on it...exactly what do you mean?
( , Sat 22 Aug 2009, 10:13, closed)
you spent the whole afternoon on it...exactly what do you mean?
( , Sat 22 Aug 2009, 10:13, closed)
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