Ha ha
Back when I was A Bloody Student, my friends and I would frequently patronise Amigo's Pizza on Derby Road in Nottingham. Once, when waiting for our doughy junk food to cook, I leant on the arcade machine in the corner and received a mild-to-medium electric shock. Of course, instead of suggesting to the staff that there might be a problem with it, we started competing to see who could get the biggest shocks from the various exposed areas of metal. Cue lots of involuntary muscle spasms and groans of pain.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 26 Aug 2009, 10:51, Reply)