Erm, I was a teenager...
Anything that breathed. I once pulled a girl at a student disco who was so big that when I tried to pull her skirt up to cop a feel, her buttocks actually shot out under the hem like airbags popping out of a steering wheel. It didn't stop me.

I also copped off with a 38 year old who stank of Bacardi. It was fun.

Lastly, I once had a wank over Lorraine Kelly. Oh yes.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:12, 8 replies)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHH
"her buttocks actually shot out under the hem like airbags popping out of a steering wheel"

HAHAHAHA

Still Office Lolling
( Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:31, closed)

Oh gawd...Lorrain Kelly?
That's low, methinks you were scraping the barrel of the wank-bank there.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:36, closed)

^this^
Twice.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:55, closed)

It was the accent
And she was on TV, and I couldn't be bothered to get off the sofa.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 12:57, closed)

That's not an excuse.
It's a medical condition.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 13:06, closed)

there a nudey pics
of lorraine kelly, when she was a thin and pretty attractive teenager. trawl the web, i can't, i'm in work.



she had a wispy minge
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:02, closed)

You've given me a dilemma now...
On the one hand, I'm curious, but on the other hand, it could lead to me rekindling my Onanistic relationship with Lorraine.
(SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:34, closed)

To be fair to him.
She's usually got the only bit of cleavage on display on the tv at that time of the morning.
( Evil Bastardo, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:06, closed)