
Freddie Woo writes: I've still got weird feelings for a well-known female TV presenter from the 1980s. I'm now in my forties, work in the same building as her and she follows me on a number of social networking sites. And now, she knows about it.
Tell us about the teenage crushes that still make you go wobbly.
( , Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:04)
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The idea of him wriggling around all up in me guts just really does it for me. And just imagine that fist-full of sovereign rummaging around up there! Phwoar!
( , Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:52, 11 replies)

Where he's wearing a bow tie and only a bow tie. And it spun around
( , Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:56, closed)

And after, he'll hold me in his manly grip, smooth my chest-hair and cry to me about Pat, and I won't mind at all, because I love him.
( , Thu 5 Nov 2009, 14:58, closed)

I could get in on this aswel is sounds pretty damn sweet
( , Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:04, closed)

But only if you scream out Riiiiiiicccckkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy every couple of mins
( , Thu 5 Nov 2009, 15:16, closed)

...has been offically stamped as "Much Wrong" by the EffinSanitationBoard.
Please step away from the Wrongness. Remain behind the yellow line for your own safety. Please mind the gap.
( , Fri 6 Nov 2009, 13:09, closed)
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