Teenage Crushes - Part TwoFreddie Woo writes: I've still got weird feelings for a well-known female TV presenter from the 1980s. I'm now in my forties, work in the same building as her and she follows me on a number of social networking sites. And now, she knows about it.
Tell us about the teenage crushes that still make you go wobbly.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:04)
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My English TeacherShe came to our all boy's grammar straight from teacher training college. She wore stockings; we knew because she used to cross her legs so often. She always had her blouse unbuttoned far too low; we saw it when she bent over us to look at our work. She was the face that launched a thousand wanks.
Then she disappeared. She'd apparently left her husband for one of the sixth formers.
Fast forward about seven years. I'm a medical student doing my obstetric attachment. I get called to labour ward to mend someone's post childbirth torn-up minge.
Yup, it was her, with the sixth former standing next to the bed, blushing.
I made my excuses and left, so i never did get to see what I'd have paid for in blood as a kid.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 18:53, 4 replies)
Shakespeare could not have writtena finer tragedy.
And in the most piquant of ironies, it would seem she was the one who paid for the experience in blood.
Thats quite something.
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I just need to state:THIS IS NOT ME!
I know I've not been around much lately, but I'd appreciate it if you found a new monniker.
The one, the only, the original:
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 14:51, closed)
Apologies Che Grimsdale.
Job done.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2009, 23:15, closed)
My A-Level English teachersort-of matches this description. She was youngish (late 20s early 30's) andsingle despite having a kid old enough to attend the school where she worked.
I saw her in the pub one night pissed up and slobbering over some 19 year old...
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