Teenage Crushes - Part Two
Freddie Woo writes: I've still got weird feelings for a well-known female TV presenter from the 1980s. I'm now in my forties, work in the same building as her and she follows me on a number of social networking sites. And now, she knows about it.
Tell us about the teenage crushes that still make you go wobbly.
( , Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:04)
Freddie Woo writes: I've still got weird feelings for a well-known female TV presenter from the 1980s. I'm now in my forties, work in the same building as her and she follows me on a number of social networking sites. And now, she knows about it.
Tell us about the teenage crushes that still make you go wobbly.
( , Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:04)
« Go Back
Ah yes...
My teen crush was a girl from my school. Think blonde Natalie Portman. Serious. Same year and that. She lived on the street behind mine. Many a wank was had about bending her over doing whatever it was people did to girls that were bent over. Fast forward to a year after we'd left school. We started seeing each other. For nearly six years. Awesome. We traded V plates, and for my 18th she gave me my brown wings. Awesome.
Then she went the way of the mental, and had the fucking audacity to put weight on. I put an end to it and realised I'd wasted almost six fucking years of my life with this soulles, dull, thick gobshite.
Crushes are best kept as such, boys and girls. It doesn't end well!
( , Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:29, 2 replies)
My teen crush was a girl from my school. Think blonde Natalie Portman. Serious. Same year and that. She lived on the street behind mine. Many a wank was had about bending her over doing whatever it was people did to girls that were bent over. Fast forward to a year after we'd left school. We started seeing each other. For nearly six years. Awesome. We traded V plates, and for my 18th she gave me my brown wings. Awesome.
Then she went the way of the mental, and had the fucking audacity to put weight on. I put an end to it and realised I'd wasted almost six fucking years of my life with this soulles, dull, thick gobshite.
Crushes are best kept as such, boys and girls. It doesn't end well!
( , Fri 6 Nov 2009, 17:29, 2 replies)
« Go Back