Teenage Crushes - Part TwoFreddie Woo writes: I've still got weird feelings for a well-known female TV presenter from the 1980s. I'm now in my forties, work in the same building as her and she follows me on a number of social networking sites. And now, she knows about it.
Tell us about the teenage crushes that still make you go wobbly.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:04)
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Rik Mayall, who then pwnd me :(Ever since the Young Ones came on our tellies, I've had a crush on Rik Mayall - I even went to see him in a play at the National Theatre. I also had a very torrid sex dream about him once...
Spin forward 10 years and I am working as a secretary at Jonathan Ross's production company and so I get an invite to come along to the comedy awards....you may remember the show - Julian Clarey made the 'fisting Norman Lamont' joke on live tv..
Anyway, my friend had come straight from work and was Jonathan's writer's date so was sitting at a table near the front of the stage (whereas I was in pikey town in the balcony). As the wine flowed and no food came, she got more and more drunk on an empty stomach. During the show she called Michael Barrymore 'gay' as he went up on stage - this was before he had come out - a random but perfectly correct heckle as it turned out.
The awards finished and plebs and celebs all pile into the ITV bar. And who do I see but Rik Mayall - my personal god and he is within touching distance. However, my drunk friend also spots him. I approach to say a cool hello, to tell him how much I admire him etc, and my friend lurches over and starts being uncomfortably flirty, despite Rik's wife standing next to him. I drag her away and we leave him alone.
The next night is an agents party (yes I totally lucked out that Christmas) and who should be there but mr Rik Mayall! Chance number 2!! So I casually wander past and say, 'oh hello again'. Now unbeknownst to me, at the end of the Comedy Awards party, my mate happened to be in the reception toilet being sick, and Rik walked in on her...'mid flow'.
So when I say hello to my all time hero for the second time, he looks at me with distain and says 'oh it's you. Your mates not going to be sick on me again is she?"
And walks off leaving me crushed.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 8:26,
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Ha!Hahaha! What a good man! Hahahahahaha
Ace story.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 9:26,
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Ah but if he'd only said itwith a slight lisp and his eyes pointing in different directions, it'd have been Comedy!
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