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Freddie Woo writes: I've still got weird feelings for a well-known female TV presenter from the 1980s. I'm now in my forties, work in the same building as her and she follows me on a number of social networking sites. And now, she knows about it.

Tell us about the teenage crushes that still make you go wobbly.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Nov 2009, 11:04)
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Oh I've just thought of another
Emily - the 18yo girl I had a crush on when I was about 5 - I recently found out is a lesbian.

This upsets me as she will now be in her late 40s, so not really a proper lesbian any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:07, 11 replies)
How is she not a real lesbian anymore?
Do lesbians have a shelf life in your world then?
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:11, closed)
Yup, silly
'lesbian' means 'pretty young woman who messes around naked with another pretty young woman to amuse men.'
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:14, closed)
Of course!
How silly of me to forget that...must be the old age getting to me.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:37, closed)
Exactly
once they reach 30, they become dykes.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:37, closed)
Ah - I shall mind the piss.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:00, closed)
'Dykes'? For little boys to stick their fingers in?
Or do you mean 'dikes'?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 20:51, closed)
All the lesbians I know spell it with a Y.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 8:05, closed)
Because she'll be old and not physically attractive any more.
Therefore she will just be a dyke.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 13:59, closed)
or
a hasbian.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 14:38, closed)
This
I like.
(Toucan - http://www.titmonday.com, Thu 12 Nov 2009, 11:33, closed)
I'm ashamed to admit it...
...but that had me giggling like a schoolgirl. You bad man.
(I grew it myself, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 15:16, closed)

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