Don't tempt me, Frodo!
I'm what nature has deemed a "cheater", so my teenage crushes verged far and wide:

Elijah Wood. After Fellowship of the Ring came out, I went a bit mad, joined his fan club, bought and watched the Faculty (Ten pounds and two hours of my life I really should try and claim back). Oddest thing was, I was purportedly straight at the time and none of my friends thought my crush was particularly odd. Hm.

Daniela Denby-Ashe. I... words can't describe. I will marry her one day.

Hermione Granger. Not Emma Watson, you understand (though quite clearly, I would). No, I actually harboured the oddest feelings of affection for the young witchy minx. Maybe it was her swottishness, I don't know. My only fictional crush.

Luciana Paluzzi (played Fiona Volpe in Thunderball) - a google image search will tell you why. Actually, pretty much every Bond girl was definite crush territory back then (and now...). Famke Janssen in Goldeneye was another one who led my mind to some impure thoughts.

Tom Welling, Smallville. Though that might just be part of my Superman-fixation.

And of course, Seven of Nine.
( Pretender, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 16:08, 5 replies)

Denby-Ashe is mine. grrrrrrrrr
(waterbottle, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 16:31, closed)

NO SHE FUCKING ISN'T
I've been grooming her for years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 16:48, closed)

When she lezzed off in Torchwood....
....I thought my eyesight would never come back.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 19:48, closed)

Hell yeah...
I think if it had been with Eve Myles I would have died.
( Pretender, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 23:23, closed)

The Faculty is pretty shit
But it brought us Famke, in a transformation from geek to gorgeous. That alone is worth it.

Plus, I'd shag Clea DuVall.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Nov 2009, 17:15, closed)