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I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)
As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
( , Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
( , Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
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Trusting pub landlords
When I were a nipper - about 10 - I lived in a small village in the arse end of nowhere. Back in those days (you know, before steam power) people were a lot more trusting, and the local pub landlord would leave barrels of beer and cider by the side of the pub because he was too lazy to move them into the cellar.
Now, when a bunch of kids are bored waiting for the school bus of a morning, they break stuff for fun. We soon discovered that if you use a sharp piece of wood, you could break the seal on the barrels and out comes lots of tasty cider and beer. So several of us used to be half-cut before hopping onto the school bus. The school never seemed to twig - I think they decided the drunk kids were just stupid.
( , Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:19, Reply)
When I were a nipper - about 10 - I lived in a small village in the arse end of nowhere. Back in those days (you know, before steam power) people were a lot more trusting, and the local pub landlord would leave barrels of beer and cider by the side of the pub because he was too lazy to move them into the cellar.
Now, when a bunch of kids are bored waiting for the school bus of a morning, they break stuff for fun. We soon discovered that if you use a sharp piece of wood, you could break the seal on the barrels and out comes lots of tasty cider and beer. So several of us used to be half-cut before hopping onto the school bus. The school never seemed to twig - I think they decided the drunk kids were just stupid.
( , Thu 19 Jul 2007, 14:19, Reply)
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