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I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
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Damn those man-made fibres(First post in a loooong time)
In the days of fanfold paper printers, I always had a lot of the perforated strips of paper that you had to tear off the sides. One day I tried attaching one of these to the ceiling with blu-tac so it hung down like a streamer, then I set light to the bottom - very pretty. Small mark on the ceiling, but no big deal, it burned out too quickly to do any real damage. I did this a few times. Then I had an even better idea: I had a worn-out school tie that I didn't need any more, so I attached it to the ceiling in the same way and set fire to it.
Big mistake: man-made fibres = nasty poisonous smoky goodness. An entire corridor of students come out going 'what the fuck?'. Teacher comes storming in: 'What happened here?'. 'I accidentally set fire to my tie, sir'.
Fortunately he didn't think to look up and see the accidental blu-tack and burn mark on the ceiling...
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flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 11:24,
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