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I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
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VanillaMy parents were children of the sixties. They'd spent their promiscuous youth off their tits on powerful hallucogens and cheap ale - and they fully expected me to be the same. But I wasn't buying into that lifestyle
DAD: Here, son, Here's a tenner. Go out and get some cigs and booze and bring your friends round for an orgy.
ME: No dad - but I'll spend the money on the starving of Ethiopia.
DAD: Why'd you want to do that? Get wasted and get some pussy!
ME: I'm remaining celibate until I marry.
DAD: What! Are you insane? At your age I'd be plugging a different girl every day. Sometimes two.
ME: That's not what Christ teaches us.
DAD: Uh? Are you a Christian now?
ME: Of course. It's my duty to save you. Here, take some leaflets on the Resurrection.
DAD: Take that filth away from me! Come on, son, let's go shoplifting down at Tesco. Forget the Lord.
ME: Sorry - I've got to go to the volunteer centre. Some youths have spraypainted the school and I'm going to help clean it off.
DAD: That wasn't youths. It was mother and me. We were on acid.
ME: I'm going to have to report you to the police. I'm part of the Neighbourhood Watch Scheme.
DAD: You little fuck. I always said you were an accident.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 14:11, Reply)
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