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I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
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FootballI wish I could claim credit for this, but unfortunately it was my friend Shaun.
While playing football in a PE lesson he managed to dribble the ball around our smug overly competitive (bearing in mind he was competing against children) PE teacher, Mr Bickley, and belt it into the back of the net.
To celebrate he then dropped his shorts and screamed "Kiss this Bickley!" While mooning at him.
Needless to say he was sent straight to the school office. He turned up after lunch time with a letter of apology that he had been instructed to write by the office. Only he hadn't really, he'd just gone for a smoke then cobbled a few lines together. Bickley sussed this straight away, so back to the office he went.
My school took quite a dim view of lying and indecent exposure so Shauns parents were called. When Shaun, mum, dad and the head teacher were in the office, the head says, "so shaun, would you like to tell us why we are here?"
So shaun just says "Coz I scored a goal
then mooned Mr Bickley" At which point his dad pisses himself laughing.
Good just coz the head was a self righteous cnut.
(, Fri 20 Jul 2007, 19:42, Reply)
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