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As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
( , Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
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Right well i'm currently in my teenage years so i won't keep you to long
hmm okies
rewind to when i was 13, living in spain, and generally being a bored smart ass , school was easy, and outside was hot so i sat inside and played games all day , move on to summer , no school and i have mates round from england! great thinks I!
so 1st day as my mum bring mates back to house (we lived 10 kilometres up a mountain on a road that presses most people to the limits , (1st drive ? hour and a half , yes it was that scary, happy to say that by the time we were settled in we could go down in about 7 minutes*for the record people have died on that road going to fast , although it must be said the village drug addict did it in 5 minutes 49 seconds without dieing so this just goes to show kids, if you want to show off you need: fuck loads of drugs, a car that will do more than 50 and one long mountain road) good times good times,
but back to the story , said mates come over and we all think ! hurrah lets go skateboarding down mountain , we go about 1 k lugeing it , and then we stop and throw stones at each other for a good half an hour (as teenage boys do ) all the while talking and smoking the local produce , and then the glory moment strikes , a beautiful arc with a nice pointy stone on the end of it embeds itself into my brothers eyebrow , (to his credit he didn't cry (i'm so proud of the fucker!)) and this means we had to trek the 1k back home and my mum (god bless her soul) had to drive back down mountain and go to hospital for 4 hours , and she had had 0 hours sleep in 31 hours :D , good times , when they got there my brother was admitted to A & E and stitched up , whilst this went on in the cubicle next to his there was a man screaming his face off and quite rightly so because he had fallen through a sheet of glass and had managed to embed some of it a good few inches into his skull)
so end of day 1
day 2 begins , we lounge about and admire my bro's eyebrow going "man now you've got a slit eyebrow for life your GANGSTER! and all laughing) (we're metal heads for the record)
so next on the agenda we have ... more skateboarding !
so we walk up the mountain about 2 kilometres to give us a good 5 minute run ,
and we do this walk , run for about 3 hours non stop , on the last run of the day (tea was ready see) we all shot off at a fair whack , and about half a mile away from the village where i lived my mates skateboard started to wobble , how odd, about a second later it turned 90 degress and stop very quickly , which was bad for the rider , they slid , man and machine together for a good 50 feet , said mate riding bored was cut up to fuck , and turns out one of the front wheels had melted , (they were black and absorbed all the heat off the road) and we all just laughed at him and he had to trek home whilst we got there and ate bangers and mash , when he got in , mother saw cuts and alas she couldn't be arsed , she gave him some painkillers and we were told to play inside for a few days.
god bless her soul ^^
haha good times
(hope you enjoyed)
length ? from an inch wide to four inches wide,
texture ? warm burnt and black
( , Mon 23 Jul 2007, 7:24, Reply)
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