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I Drank Meths (pointless teenage things you did to shock)
As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
( , Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
As a teenager I spent a whole summer bare-foot to show I wasn't going to bow to rules imposed by society.
(soon forgot all about that idea when the pavements got icy, I tell you)
I was telling a friend this when he trumped my story - he used to put water in a meths bottle and drink it in public. See, that'll bring down society.
What similarly classy nonsense have you got up to in the name of rebellion?
Apologies for accidentally closing this question earlier
( , Thu 19 Jul 2007, 12:07)
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Exam idiocy
One of the lads at school bragged to me about writing the following deliberately incorrect answers to exam questions:
Which mountain is it said in the Hebrew Bible where Moses received the Ten Commandments?
Correct answer: Mount Sinai
He answered: Mount Snowdon
Which football team shares it's name with a Greek hero and legendary king who plays an important role in Homer's Iliad?
Correct answer: Ajax
He answered: Tranmere Rovers
He failed and got bollocked. He thought he was cool, I thought he was a tit.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:03, Reply)
One of the lads at school bragged to me about writing the following deliberately incorrect answers to exam questions:
Which mountain is it said in the Hebrew Bible where Moses received the Ten Commandments?
Correct answer: Mount Sinai
He answered: Mount Snowdon
Which football team shares it's name with a Greek hero and legendary king who plays an important role in Homer's Iliad?
Correct answer: Ajax
He answered: Tranmere Rovers
He failed and got bollocked. He thought he was cool, I thought he was a tit.
( , Wed 25 Jul 2007, 17:03, Reply)
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