Terrible food
Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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Not so much eating...
When I was a nipper, I was a tad poorly one day, and stayed home from school. Surprisingly though, I hadn't lost my appetite, so I whipped myself up a couple of slices of marmite on toast (controversial, I know). Anyway, having polished these off, I was still feeling a bit peckish, so I raid the fridge. What's this I spy? The remains of last night's tiramisu. Well, as it turns out, I was more poorly than I originally realised. Cue my emptying half the contents of my stomach orally. Now, you'd think the half I emptied would be just the tiramisu right? Wrong. Time had allowed the tiramisu and the marmite to mix together in my tummy, but not to really digest. The result? A combination of marmite and tiramisu passing the wrong way through my mouth, with a tinge of stomach acid too. Needless to say, even though these two complement each other aesthetically, taste-wise, it's a different story. The remnants in my mouth from the previous chundering caused me such revulsion that I expelled the rest of my improvised lunch as well.
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 12:51, Reply)
When I was a nipper, I was a tad poorly one day, and stayed home from school. Surprisingly though, I hadn't lost my appetite, so I whipped myself up a couple of slices of marmite on toast (controversial, I know). Anyway, having polished these off, I was still feeling a bit peckish, so I raid the fridge. What's this I spy? The remains of last night's tiramisu. Well, as it turns out, I was more poorly than I originally realised. Cue my emptying half the contents of my stomach orally. Now, you'd think the half I emptied would be just the tiramisu right? Wrong. Time had allowed the tiramisu and the marmite to mix together in my tummy, but not to really digest. The result? A combination of marmite and tiramisu passing the wrong way through my mouth, with a tinge of stomach acid too. Needless to say, even though these two complement each other aesthetically, taste-wise, it's a different story. The remnants in my mouth from the previous chundering caused me such revulsion that I expelled the rest of my improvised lunch as well.
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 12:51, Reply)
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