Terrible foodBack when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
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chthonic, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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My dear Aunt Audrey.Chronic alcoholic, terrible cook. The only meal I ever had with that scion of the family contained the two worst meals I've ever not eaten. I've been to Scotland for 2 weeks, I know what shit food is like.
The first "dish" was her version of spag bol which consisted of boiled to fuck mince with boiled to fuck onion (no herbs, toms, stock) served on a wet heap of boiled to fuck spaghetti.
Now, my mum did a mean spag bol in the 70's and this was not one of them. I was a fussy eater as a kid and my mum was looking daggers at me as she could see an honesty outburst brewing, the type only a 6 year old can come out with. Suddenly, I declared that it was 'disgusting and I wouldn't eat it even if you hit me' I didn't eat it. Dessert was chemical orange jelly which had 2 wasps in it. I didn't eat that, either, but my sister got a bite of a wasp.
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 15:37, Reply)
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