Terrible foodBack when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
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chthonic, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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Disgraceful bacon sandwhich in Gran CanariaIt was the last day of our holdiday and we got turfed out fo bed stupidly early by the twat of a holiday rep informing us that our last day would be void as there was some gay festival going on and we wouldnt be bale to get to the airport otherwise blah blah blah.
Anyway, we were still VERY drunk having only gone to bed about 3 hours prior so we were in a bad state on the coach. We got out of the main town and i decided i needed something to eat or i was going to be sick pretty sharpish.
We went to a little beach side cafe full of people and ordered a bacon baguette. "MMMMMM" I think, i cant wait for this! The food turns up and i take a big old bite into it and CRUNCH. I start wretching and spit out whats in my mouth.. its a f*kin big splinter of bone! I take another bite and CRUNCH/WRETCH again. ANOTHER big bit of bone. I Opened my 'food' and saw the whole of the bacon was peppered with bone chunks (in the meat, not just on it). I tried a few more mouthfulls before almost honking up all over the people sat either side. Makes me sick thinking about it even now. GOd only knows how i held my puke in the back of my mouth though consecutive wretches.
*wretches*
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Victor Meldrew, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:01,
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