Terrible food
Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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Spain tour
With the orchestra I'm in. First stop was in Burgos. After a hefty 15 hour coach journey, we were pretty hungry and went into the hotel restaurant looking forward to some Paella or at least something edible.
We were disappointed to say the least
Starters consisted of boiled green vegetables with ham (being Spain, the vegitarian option was the same with the ham picked out). The vegetables had been boiled for at least an hour and had a pot full of salt poured/spilt onto them. Result, a boiled grey mush that tasted strongly of salt. Yum.
Next course was meat of dubious origin. Dunno what it was but thats not the worst part. Oh no. The fucker was green. All of it was. Not a tasty bit of pink in sight. I shall re-iterate. It was fucking green. But thats still not the worst. Oh no. I found a nice, curly pube in the middle of mine. Yum
Dessert was waxy ice cream. Fin
Length? Straightened out, it was huge
Edit: laniik is that really true?
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 22:14, Reply)
With the orchestra I'm in. First stop was in Burgos. After a hefty 15 hour coach journey, we were pretty hungry and went into the hotel restaurant looking forward to some Paella or at least something edible.
We were disappointed to say the least
Starters consisted of boiled green vegetables with ham (being Spain, the vegitarian option was the same with the ham picked out). The vegetables had been boiled for at least an hour and had a pot full of salt poured/spilt onto them. Result, a boiled grey mush that tasted strongly of salt. Yum.
Next course was meat of dubious origin. Dunno what it was but thats not the worst part. Oh no. The fucker was green. All of it was. Not a tasty bit of pink in sight. I shall re-iterate. It was fucking green. But thats still not the worst. Oh no. I found a nice, curly pube in the middle of mine. Yum
Dessert was waxy ice cream. Fin
Length? Straightened out, it was huge
Edit: laniik is that really true?
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 22:14, Reply)
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