Terrible foodBack when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
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chthonic, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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The shits...This time last year I was backpacking around India with my then girlfriend. Wonderful place, great people, good food etc...
except the one time I ate a thali that had obviously been contaminated with dirty water or maybe the waiter hadn't washed his hands after fingering his bum hole or something.
For the next two months I continued to shit bown water out of my arse at the most impromptu moments. Lost about two stone in weight (being a skinny bugger anyway, I looked like a smack fiend!)
What was worse, every time I sparked up a Charras joint (strong, strong weed), the natural muscle relaxants caused my bowels to collapse within seconds of the first drag of the joint. So it was a case of *spark* *inhale* *run* *shit my ring off* *wash hands* *smoke joint* *shit my ring off*
etc...
(, Fri 18 May 2007, 0:57, Reply)
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