Terrible foodBack when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
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chthonic, Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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not me but....in the village i live in, there was a bit of a weirdo, who shall remain unnamed, as he's already had enough of a caining to last a lifetime and then some.
For some reason, he had no friends his own age, so he hung around with me and my friends (must have been about 3 years older than us).
One day, he was being distinctly annoying, so in a bid to be rid of him, we told him one of our friends had bought the park (which we were currently chillin in).
In turn, our said friend said, either eat some dog shit, or fuck off. You can imagine our shock when, instead of opting to fuck off, like a normal person, he proceded to pick up the nearest piece of dog shit (which has an omnipresence throughout our turdhole village) and started munching.
A whole log and a half later, the look of utmost horror and shock on mine and my friends faces had melted into pissing our pants with laughter.
Dirty fucker.
looking back, it should not have been such a surprise, considering his brother was an equally big social retard, and his uncle was the village tramp, who lived on a bench and drunk cider out of an empty 4 litre milk bottle.
Good Day.
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the pink chicken sniffer sniffs pink chickens., Sun 20 May 2007, 14:06,
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