Terrible food
Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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at school...
There was an odd lad at my school. He was the one who stayed in his room playing computer games with the curtains shut for the whole summer holiday. He only left his darkened room to eat and to use the toilet. On entering the sunlight after the holidays he got a skin rash from the light.
Anyway, some kids paid him 1p to eat whatever they concocted. They put just about every foodstuff imaginable into a jar and blended it. He drank it and said "yum".
Someone gave him a straw once. He used it to drink from puddles.
The same kid was sharing a tent with me on Duke of Edinburgh. We pitched it and went inside. He spied a bag of shite sweets on the tent floor. "These must be here from when my sister used the tent the summer before last" he remarked. he promptly stuffed his face with shite.
Kid from school, I salute you.
( , Sun 20 May 2007, 19:12, Reply)
There was an odd lad at my school. He was the one who stayed in his room playing computer games with the curtains shut for the whole summer holiday. He only left his darkened room to eat and to use the toilet. On entering the sunlight after the holidays he got a skin rash from the light.
Anyway, some kids paid him 1p to eat whatever they concocted. They put just about every foodstuff imaginable into a jar and blended it. He drank it and said "yum".
Someone gave him a straw once. He used it to drink from puddles.
The same kid was sharing a tent with me on Duke of Edinburgh. We pitched it and went inside. He spied a bag of shite sweets on the tent floor. "These must be here from when my sister used the tent the summer before last" he remarked. he promptly stuffed his face with shite.
Kid from school, I salute you.
( , Sun 20 May 2007, 19:12, Reply)
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