Terrible food
Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
Back when I was a student, we had a "clear out the fridge" party. Everyone brought what they had left and the idea was to make a big meal out of it.
The stew/casserole/whatever was going surprisingly well until someone added the tin of mackerel in tomato sauce they'd been hoarding all year.
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked or eaten? Who's the worst cook you've encountered?
[and yes, we've asked this before, but way, way back before we had the fancy QOTW pages]
( , Thu 17 May 2007, 10:23)
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leftovers
anyone else's leftovers. including your own. leftovers are horrid, cold, claggy, solidified pieces of former food brimming with someone else's dried saliva and small pieces of pre-chewed food.
i don't care if you've just spent the last three hours sucking and licking every imaginable bodily fluid from every imaginable inch of each other, there is no need to eat their rejected scran. just throw it out and buy some more!
don't even get me started on jokers who eat food from the pan whilst cooking; who stick their horrible probing uninvited forks in your dinner or who lick their fingers whilst eating crisps and then offer you one from the same packet.
and possibly the worst of the lot? double dipping. or using someone else's toothbrush. i'm not sure which.
funnily enough it's only food/drink i'm weird like this about. swopping spit, as legless beautifully puts it, for any other reason is absolutely fine...
( , Mon 21 May 2007, 18:12, Reply)
anyone else's leftovers. including your own. leftovers are horrid, cold, claggy, solidified pieces of former food brimming with someone else's dried saliva and small pieces of pre-chewed food.
i don't care if you've just spent the last three hours sucking and licking every imaginable bodily fluid from every imaginable inch of each other, there is no need to eat their rejected scran. just throw it out and buy some more!
don't even get me started on jokers who eat food from the pan whilst cooking; who stick their horrible probing uninvited forks in your dinner or who lick their fingers whilst eating crisps and then offer you one from the same packet.
and possibly the worst of the lot? double dipping. or using someone else's toothbrush. i'm not sure which.
funnily enough it's only food/drink i'm weird like this about. swopping spit, as legless beautifully puts it, for any other reason is absolutely fine...
( , Mon 21 May 2007, 18:12, Reply)
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