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My parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.

On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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I'm a parent - there's time for me to wreck his head yet..

Oh, I used to be given cod liver oil. A lot...
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:59, Reply)

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