Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Samantha Morton off of Minority ReportI was having a pint outside a pub on Primrose Hill and she was waiting for a cab with some mates and their kids.
As the cab pulled up she, still chatting away, pushed her kid in its pushchair smack into the side of the taxi. After checking the kid was ok she looked around to check for paparazzi to see me laughing like a fool and threatening to call The Sun. I liked her - she was drunk.
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 11:33,
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