Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Not really a parent...But Great grandad in hastings was a bit of a git...Not only did he bring the garage door down on my head, but he also cheated at chess when I started beating him ( I was only 5)...my father on discovering this went mad and told him off.....
(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 11:58, Reply)
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