Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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My parents decided I was left handedI have came to the conclusion that I am not.
I write/mouse with my left hand.. that is it.
I am right footed
I fight right handed
I play pool/golf/anything involving the use of your hands, with my right hand
I use scissors right handed
the list goes on..
I think they got a little over excited one day when I must have grabbed a spoon with my left hand and decided that by that 1 action I was left handed.
As a result of this, I write terribly...and for all you people out there thinking/saying "yeah.. mine is terrible", i've had that plenty of times.. then I SHOW them my writing and they conceed (with comments of "are you physically retarded???" to being top trumped with a "100" in bad writing.
Fucking idiots, although now I'm a parent, I am trying to think of a way to mildly screw up my kids... I decided to teach my son that his hands are called feet and vice versa... that should be fun when he starts school.
Length? Its hard to measure as I don't know which fuckign hand to hold it with!
(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 12:02, Reply)
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