Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Heaven Can Wait.St Peter was on holiday so I was on duty at the Pearly Gates.
Down below, on Earth, a young Pakistani guy was tragically killed in a car crash and, a few minutes later, I heard a knock on the Pearly Gates. So I opened the door and the young Pakistani guy was standing there. So I popped my head inside and shouted:
"Dad! Your taxi's here!"
Jesus
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Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 12:57,
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