Terrible Parenting
My parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
My parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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Can I just say
If I see another Madeline McCann joke, I'm going to rupture myself laughing. I can't stop myself. The longer it goes on, the funnier it becomes. I can see headlines in five years: "Maddy parents travel to bottom of Marianas Trench in titanium sub in search of missing toddler. With the pope and the Dalai Lama.."
What awful parents etc...
( , Thu 16 Aug 2007, 15:05, Reply)
If I see another Madeline McCann joke, I'm going to rupture myself laughing. I can't stop myself. The longer it goes on, the funnier it becomes. I can see headlines in five years: "Maddy parents travel to bottom of Marianas Trench in titanium sub in search of missing toddler. With the pope and the Dalai Lama.."
What awful parents etc...
( , Thu 16 Aug 2007, 15:05, Reply)
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