Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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HmmMy boyfriend gets hopelessly broody sometimes, namely whenever he sees a baby.
As we have no intention to breed in the near future, a pet seemed the next logical option. Unfortunately, we are not allowed to harbour anything possessing fur or wing in our building.
So we have Sea Monkeys.
My boyfriend has managed to kill three of them through overfeeding in the last week.
It's probably for the best that we don't have a baby.
(, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 19:52, Reply)
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