Terrible ParentingMy parents used to lock my brother, sister and I in the car while they went to the pub for a "quick one" after work. This quick one might last several hours, during which they would send bottles of Indian Tonic Water to us by way of refreshment.
On one particularly cold evening, bored stupid, we lit a small bonfire on the back seat of the car using the cigarette lighter and the contents of the glove box. We owe our lives to passing winos. (BTW: Please no more Maddie or Jesus gags, they've been done.)
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 9:47)
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My parents were always fantasticBut if I ever have kids, a boy will get the name Judas, as I believe the name is under used in the Christian name stakes. I mean all the other apostles have loads of people named after them. But poor old Judas, no-one.
And if it's a girl, she'll be Bonanza Jellybean, after the cow girl in the great book 'Even cowgirls get the blues'.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 16 Aug 2007, 20:32,
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